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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsEnjoy your rotations, the algorithm handles your final placement permanently.
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rebalances your entire portfolio while you sleep
You rotate through investment product desks and client meetings. Soon, software will handle portfolios and client communication better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still fake genuine concern during a market dip while shaking their hand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Software replaces your manual research and pitch deck generation tasks.
Month 4
Smart models now handle risk-profiling faster than any junior trainee.
Month 10
Clients prefer low-latency apps over trainees explaining product fees.
Month 16
Automated systems handle regulatory checks without human error or delay.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The entire trainee cohort is retired for a single server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
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Coffee consumption
400+
Unread emails
0.02
Client empathy score
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm handshake
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