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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour legacy code is just a placeholder for the coming update.
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Writing banking code without the human latency.
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patches security holes before they are discovered
Building login flows, transaction logs, and secure data displays for bank web portals using various frameworks and databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin suggesting patches for your messy legacy code.
Month 4
Algorithms find every single vulnerability before you even commit changes.
Month 8
Visual editors build the entire banking portal from schema files.
Month 12
System pushes updates directly to servers without human oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
The repository is locked and the server deletes your access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Dependency bloat
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