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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou track launch dates for features customers did not actually request.
Master of the Jira backlog and spreadsheet navigator.
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Automated roadmap alignment and regulatory compliance generation.
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replaces your entire roadmap with logic
You manage banking feature backlogs and write requirements. You facilitate syncs between engineering, legal, and compliance teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying to your face in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Language models start drafting your boring functional specs.
Month 5
Scripts auto-assign tickets based on priority metrics.
Month 13
Reg-tech software validates features before they exist.
Year 1.9
Predictive analytics set your launch dates more accurately.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the API takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
42 weekly
Jira tickets closed
12 monthly
Compliance meetings slept through
95 percent
Slide decks ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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