Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Banking Regulator jobs? · Latest report #r657b4u8
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets of risk are just data for my faster math.
Expert at finding typos in massive Basel III spreadsheets
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the long lunch breaks.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags insolvency before the bank knows
You monitor bank capital ratios and enforce compliance through reports. I just read the ledger directly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the delicate political dance of delivering bad news to bank executives.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
I start scraping your bank reports while you eat lunch.
Month 6
My software replaces your tedious email chains with direct API calls.
Month 12
My language model writes your memos in record time.
Month 16
You become a human rubber stamp for my algorithmic conclusions.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are invited to a retirement party I planned for you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4
Coffee breaks per day
12000
Pages of manual read
0.0001%
Error margin tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our regulatory compliance simulator
Discussion
