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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYou are selling trust until the algorithm proves you never had it.
Professional lunch-haver and master of the fake smile.
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Personalized banking without the expensive human lunch.
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You manage high-net-worth client accounts, cross-sell financial products, and perform constant relationship maintenance to prevent customer churn.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and smell when a client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An AI agent logs every client interaction to map relationship patterns.
Month 6
Machine models replace the messy human process of internal loan advocacy.
Month 16
Interactive screens provide the exact illusion of a personal meeting.
Year 2.2
Software shifts client assets faster than any human can react.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all client communication channels permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
145 USD
Average lunch tab per deal
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 10AM
12
Meaningless check-in calls per day
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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