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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting the next crash while your own career is the crash.
Professional worrier with a pivot table addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating collapse before the markets even blink.
glub.youAI▸ RISKENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags bad loans before the ink dries
You spend all day analyzing loan portfolios and calculating capital requirements to prove the bank won't go broke.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during a recession.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts scraping your internal databases to build a shadow model.
Month 5
RiskEngine generates the weekly reports while you sleep.
Month 10
The directors decide the software is cheaper than your bonus.
Month 15
You now only approve the AI's final risk assessments.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the model goes live solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
40000
Spreadsheets processed per hour
Maximum
Stress levels at quarter end
Too much
Coffee consumed per crisis
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium panic button.
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