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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your complex transformation slides into a single delete key press.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet visionary.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Translating old code to new, faster.
help!youAI▸ LEGACYSWITCH V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire project roadmap
You draft slide decks to justify changing banking software systems that nobody wants to touch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which department will sabotage the migration before it starts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time data to replace your manual status reports.
Month 6
Algorithms auto-generate your monthly progress presentations using project data.
Month 12
Logic engines map system links faster than your spreadsheet ever could.
Month 16
AI models predict which department will block the transition today.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your role is deleted as the new system manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
142
Slides produced per quarter
3
Software migrations failed
890
Hours spent in syncs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to PowerPoint premium.
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