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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to look bored at the door is not a strategy.
Professional gatekeeper of bad decisions and sticky floors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total door dominance with zero attitude.
oof.youAI▸ GATEKEEPER PRO 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
de-escalates aggressive patrons with sonic pulses
You stand at the entrance to manage crowds, check IDs, and eject aggressive patrons from the bar environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when someone is lying about their age just by their posture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Integrated digital scanners replace visual inspection of licenses.
Month 5
Infrared sensors track headcounts automatically without manual clicking.
Month 13
Automated turnstiles manage flow based on digital capacity logs.
Year 1.9
Cameras monitor for signs of aggression or intoxication in real-time.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The GateKeeper tower takes over the entrance permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2.4 seconds
Average Ejection Time
99.9%
ID Scan Accuracy
8
Hours Stood Per Shift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-alcoholic bar snacks.
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