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Your job has an expiration date
December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour ability to feign interest in boring stories is technically inefficient.
Professional listener, drink pourer, and patience endurance artist.
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listens to tragic life stories without blinking
You pour drinks, manage tabs, and provide conversation to lonely patrons. Your existence is a service bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when to pour the extra splash of whisky to end the night.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the exact pour required for every drink order.
Month 8
Cameras track guest satisfaction and adjust ambient music accordingly.
Month 16
Interactive screens replace human presence to manage guest small talk.
Year 2.2
Automated arms handle all washing and polishing of glassware.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Human interaction is fully offloaded to efficient synthetic conversational agents.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Average smiles per hour
890
Fake laughs generated
0.1%
Drink spill percentage
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, automated retreat.
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