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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2029
In 3 yearsYour ability to ignore broken glass is not a revenue stream.
Master of the sticky floor and the 2am shift.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pours, zero personality, no overhead.
no no noyouAI▸ BARBOT PRO 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
de-escalates shouting matches with calibrated white noise
You stock shelves, manage shifts, and mop up spills. You also argue with suppliers about beer keg prices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a fight is about to start just by the silence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Stock levels track automatically and stop your manual counting.
Month 7
Self-cleaning pipe systems replace the need for manual flushing.
Month 15
Pneumatic arms lift and attach heavy kegs without fatigue.
Year 2.2
Biometric scanners verify age faster than any tired human.
Year 3 · D-Day
The BarBot takes over and you are finally free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
too high
Glass breakage rate
pathetic
Keg change efficiency
ignored
Social anxiety of patrons
Your severance
A one-year supply of complimentary bar mats.
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