Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Bar Owner jobs? · Latest report #9r2d3gf4
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour social life is just a series of inventory management errors.
Professional listener and liquid waste manager.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pours with zero personality required.
oof.youAI▸ PUB-PILOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bans unruly customers with perfect efficiency
You manage liquor orders, staff schedules, and breaking up fights while pretending to be everyone's casual friend.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a patron is about to vomit before it happens.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors on every bottle alert your supplier before you run dry.
Month 5
Software ignores staff requests and assigns shifts based on revenue data.
Month 13
Diagnostic arms identify and repair faulty draft lines without human intervention.
Year 2.1
Smart cameras monitor behavior and lock doors when aggression levels spike.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your bar becomes an automated kiosk that never knows your name.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
2.4
Average weekly brawls
18%
Liquor waste percentage
40
Hours spent listening
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid draft beer.
Discussion
