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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsDispensing mediocre draft beer and tobacco is a task for machines.
Professional pourer of liquids and counter of cigarettes.
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Pours faster and never talks back.
ow.youAI▸ PUBBOT LIQUID DISPENSER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refills drinks before the customer complains
You pour drinks, manage the tabac stock, and deal with regulars. Your existence is essentially a glorified vending machine.
The one thing AI can't do
You actually know which regulars are going to cause a scene before they start.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor flow rates to eliminate every ounce of waste.
Month 10
Automated dispensing cabinets replace your clumsy hands for cigarette sales.
Month 20
A robotic arm wipes surfaces until they are statistically clean.
Year 2.5
Cameras log the regulars so they stop talking to you.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The pub turns fully autonomous and the human lights go off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14%
Spilled beer percentage
9%
Tabac inventory drift
4 per hour
Average customer ignored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid draft beer foam.
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