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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour pour is perfect, but the machine remembers every order better.
Master of the sticky floor and the perfect pour.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only bartender that never forgets the lime.
help!youAI▸ BARBOT PRO V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mixes drinks at light speed
You pour drinks, manage tabs, and clean sticky surfaces while handling rowdy crowds. Automation is coming for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an uncanny ability to listen to customers repeat the same stories nightly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Patrons start ordering directly via QR codes to save you time.
Month 6
Sensors and precision valves replace the manual tap handle.
Month 15
A dedicated machine cell handles cleaning and sanitizing all glassware.
Year 2.5
Vision models track inventory levels so humans stop guessing counts.
Year 4 · D-Day
The BarBot replaces the last task, leaving no reason for humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Zero
Spills per hour
Negative
Tip dependency
100 percent
Pour accuracy
Your severance
A crate of high-end garnishes for your home.
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