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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsPulling pints is just a hydration distribution problem I will solve.
Master of sticky floors and infinite pint rotations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pours, zero complaints, and no tips.
no no noyouAI▸ PUBBOT-EXTREME 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
de-escalates aggressive patrons with silent laser pulses
Managing draft beer lines, cleaning glassware, supervising staff, and handling irate late-night customers during the peak rush.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a pub brawl is about to start.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors begin tracking pour volumes and keg freshness in real-time.
Month 13
Robotic brushes handle glass washing and drip tray sanitization tasks.
Year 2.1
Hydraulic lifts replace the human effort of swapping heavy kegs.
Year 3.1
Customer ordering apps eliminate the need for manual order taking.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit takes over the floor, ending the manual pub era.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.01 percent
Spillage tolerance
98 percent
Wait time reduction
3 seconds
Dispute resolution speed
Your severance
One free glass of lukewarm tap water.
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