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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour shaker movements are now being logged for training data.
Professional glass collector and amateur therapist for drunk strangers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistent pours without the human attitude.
oof.youAI▸ BARBOT PRO X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
mixes four perfect cocktails simultaneously
You pour drinks, manage sticky taps, clear glassware, and tolerate patrons until the lights go up at closing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to start an unnecessary fight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin tracking every milliliter poured to stop over-pouring waste.
Month 5
Conveyor systems replace your hands in scrubbing every single pint glass.
Month 13
A gantry arm lifts heavy kegs from the cellar without back strain.
Year 2.1
Vision-guided arms mix spirits and ice with robotic precision.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your bar is fully automated and the door lock is remote-managed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
14
Average spills per night
9
Seconds per pint pour
Critical
Customer interaction fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm tap water.
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