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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a human conveyor belt for heavy beer kegs.
Professional heavy lifter and sticky floor specialist.
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Automated replenishment for the modern night.
wheee!you▸ KEGBOT LOGISTICS PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
clears all dirty glassware in ten seconds
You haul heavy kegs, scrub sticky floors, and replace empty spirit bottles while managing chaotic glass collection.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a specific patron is about to cause trouble.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in kegs track levels to end manual stock checks.
Month 6
Small robots clear tables to reduce your trips to the sink.
Month 16
Floor-level rails move kegs from storage to the tap lines.
Year 2.1
Autonomous units handle the sticky mess while you are away.
Year 3 · D-Day
The automated bar system replaces all your physical duties entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.7%
42
Average keg lifts per shift
15
Litres of spilled beer wiped
9
Minutes until floor becomes sticky
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm soda water.
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