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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour calendar skills are no match for a cloud-synced booking script.
Master of the booking log and the dustpan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning and scheduling without the coffee breaks.
blub.you▸ FRONTDESK-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
vacuums hair strands in real time
You manage appointment slots and keep the shop floor clear of hair clippings and dirty towels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their preferred cut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
A booking app replaces your manual appointment diary entirely.
Month 5
Touchscreen consoles handle payments and queue management automatically.
Month 10
Low-profile sweeping bots clean up hair clippings during business hours.
Month 18
Self-contained industrial towel washers eliminate the need for manual handling.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The shop runs autonomously with all maintenance managed by central control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
99.9 percent
Average booking accuracy
Instant
Floor debris clearance
Zero lag
Towel wash cycle
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium hair styling wax.
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