Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Barista and Scooper jobs? · Latest report #cj5jijf3
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMilk and sugar delivery is a task for gears, not humans.
Professional caffeine-slinger and frozen dessert architect.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect scoops, perfect pours, zero complaints.
ow.you▸ FROTHBOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects the latte art every single time
You pull espresso shots, steam milk, and scoop ice cream into cups for impatient customers all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still deal with the customer who asks for ten variations of the same drink.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The ordering screen replaces your need to talk to anyone.
Month 5
Sensors measure milk levels so you do not have to.
Month 13
Precision pincers scoop ice cream without any human wrist strain.
Year 1.9
Steam wands clean themselves using pressurized bursts of heat.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The unit handles all orders and preparation without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
240
Average cups per shift
very low
Customer patience rating
4 per min
Ice cream scoop speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of instant caffeine powder.
Discussion
