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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour ability to listen to sob stories is not a business model.
Professional listener and expert in sticky floor navigation.
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Perfect pours, zero small talk.
brr.you▸ PUBBOT LIQUID-LOGIC 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
refuses service to problematic patrons instantly
You pour draft beer, mix simple cocktails, and collect empty glasses while dealing with intoxicated bar patrons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer has reached their absolute limit before the glass breaks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors measure pour volume to eliminate waste and spillage.
Month 7
Patrons order and pay through app interfaces to remove manual entry.
Month 16
Cameras scan faces and licenses to verify legal drinking age.
Year 2.2
Small collection robots clear empty glassware from tables automatically.
Year 3 · D-Day
A fully automated gantry unit serves drinks without needing a personality.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
450 units
Glasses washed per shift
8 seconds
Seconds per pint pour
8 hours
Hours spent listening
Your severance
One lifetime supply of stale bar nuts.
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