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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour complex social signaling is just a recipe for cheap gin.
Professional glass-wiper and listener to people you dislike.
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Perfect pours with zero unprompted life advice.
oof.youAI▸ BARDROID NEXUS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters patron emotions via sentiment analysis
You pour drinks, manage unruly patrons, and pretend to listen to sad life stories all night.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer has had enough before they do.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Patrons order via app, bypassing the need for your verbal intake.
Month 7
Precision sensors replace your hand-measured jigger pours.
Month 16
Automated sanitizing arms take over the sticky glass cleaning station.
Year 2.2
Cameras track hydration and sobriety levels to stop over-serving.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The BarDroid takes over all mixing and service functions permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
0.4 units
Average spills per shift
100 percent
Listeners of sob stories
3 percent
Glassware breakage rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm carbonated water.
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