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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsTrading your charisma for a sensor that never demands a break.
Adelaide CBD hospitality veteran, expert in handling sticky floors.
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Consistent cocktails without the dramatic life stories.
help!youAI▸ BARBOT PRO-POUR 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mixes house-standard drinks in three seconds flat
You pour draft beer and haul sticky glassware from tables. The machine does it faster, colder, and without requiring a tip.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to start an awkward argument.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Patrons begin ordering via tablets, removing your main bottleneck of mishearing drink orders.
Month 10
Floor-based roaming robots clear empty glasses faster than you can walk between tables.
Year 1.9
Overhead robotic rails serve pints with perfect foam ratios that human hands simply cannot replicate.
Year 3
Hydraulic lifts swap depleted kegs before the bar pressure even notices a drop.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are replaced by a silent, high-efficiency dispensing unit that never calls in sick.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
0.01%
Spill percentage
Zero
Glass breakage
None
Small talk
Your severance
One complimentary keg of warm, flat lager.
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