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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track launch angles while the server calculates the inevitable outcome.
Professional spreadsheet jockey for overpaid athletes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning legends into cold, hard spreadsheets.
wheee!you▸ STATCRUNCHER PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects total career failure on opposing batters
You parse player statistics and pitch data to advise front-office roster decisions and tactical in-game adjustments.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational gut instinct to start a slump-ridden veteran over a hot rookie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scrub stadium sensor errors without your manual intervention.
Month 4
Algorithms suggest optimal lineups before the first pitch is thrown.
Month 8
Contract negotiations are handled by an agent that values war precisely.
Month 12
Real-time shifts are calculated instantly by a box in the dugout.
Month 14 · D-Day
The front office removes your login credentials forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12 Million
Data points parsed hourly
94 Percent
Human emotional bias
Superior
Win probability accuracy
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct scouting database.
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