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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour expensive cameras are just glorified motion trackers for my algorithms.
Expert in launch angles and expensive high-speed camera gear.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfecting human kinetics through superior data processing.
toast.youAI▸ SWINGSYNC PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates swing paths in real time
You track launch angles and joint torque to force athletes into perfect mechanical shapes. You build training plans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically pat an athlete on the back when they strike out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and cameras will auto-calibrate without your manual input.
Month 5
Software identifies optimal kinetic patterns better than any human eye.
Month 13
AI pushes drills directly to player wearables for daily compliance.
Year 1.9
Players interact with screen prompts rather than your verbal coaching.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your lab equipment is sold for parts to our automation partner.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.04 seconds
Average torque optimization time
14 percent
Human error in hip rotation
50,000
Data points per swing
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own motion-capture cloud.
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