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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour glove is just a expensive target for a faster machine.
Professional warm-up artist for high-velocity fastballs.
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The only catcher that never needs ice.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
frames every pitch for the strike zone
You spend hours warming up pitchers and catching bullpens for the Phillies organization.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which pitcher is having a mental breakdown before the game starts.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in gloves track velocity and spin for better data.
Month 5
Robotic launchers begin simulating pitcher warm-ups with precision.
Month 13
Hydraulic rigs replace human dexterity for catching high heaters.
Year 1.9
The system tells the manager exactly when the pitcher is ready.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A static robotic arm is now the only catcher on staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
200 balls
pitches caught daily
3 weeks
catcher's mitt wear rate
high
injury probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of baseballs and a signed bat.
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