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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour proprietary formulas are just SQL queries waiting to be rewritten.
Turning human performance into unfeeling decimal points.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning decades of box scores into pure profit.
help!youAI▸ SABERMETRIC-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect lineups without human ego
You mine historical player data and injury stats to calculate efficient contract values for team front offices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the owner why the budget cut will ruin team culture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scripting agents automatically pull and format the daily game logs.
Week 6
Cloud servers replace local spreadsheets for calculating player contract values.
Month 3
Owners receive dynamic reports directly instead of your manual slides.
Month 5
Algorithms suggest optimal salary bids directly to agent APIs.
Month 7 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your terminal is decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
12.4
Average WAR per model
4000
Queries per millisecond
100%
Human gut feelings ignored
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium nosebleed seats.
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