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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading your soul for a stadium lease and a winning season.
Professional dream-seller with a salary cap obsession.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven trades with zero ego attached.
toast.youAI▸ FRONTOFFICE-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes payroll for maximum fan engagement
You oversee roster construction, secure sponsorships, and negotiate stadium leases while managing public relations and fan base expectations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convincingly sell a rebuild to an angry city.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts parsing every contract and stat sheet in existence.
Month 5
Algorithms begin suggesting roster moves based on pure output probabilities.
Month 10
Automated scripts handle all fan mail and local media interviews.
Month 16
A legal agent locks in stadium deals without human sentimentality.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board fires the human and hits the auto-run button.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
440%
Sabermetric efficiency increase
100%
Human emotional baggage saved
65%
Cost per win reduction
Your severance
One lifetime hot dog pass and a signed baseball.
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