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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track spin rates while the machine calculates the actual World Series.
Numbers guy who thinks he invented the defensive shift.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning spreadsheets into championship rings instantly.
split.you▸ SABERMETRIC-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes entire roster for league minimums
You interpret player performance data to inform roster moves and scouting. The machine does this for free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a frustrated owner why a high-priced slugger is underperforming.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts ingest your raw sensor data without needing sleep.
Month 4
Pattern recognition identifies undervalued talent before your eyes can.
Month 8
The machine runs millions of scenarios to maximize team WAR.
Month 12
Front office software updates depth charts based on real-time health.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,000
Wasted scouting reports
0.002
Seconds per trade evaluation
99%
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the nosebleed seats.
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