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Will AI replace Baseball General Manager jobs? · Latest report #v9yut8y7
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTrading prospects like index funds until the algorithm decides you are bankrupt.
Spreadsheet enthusiast currently pretending it's all about 'the grit'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven trades with zero emotional baggage.
wheee!you▸ ROSTERSIM V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal trade deadline outcomes instantly
Analysing player metrics to negotiate contracts and construct a winning roster through scouting and complex trade transactions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still persuade a veteran player to accept a trade with a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting trade targets based on pure historical performance.
Month 5
Video-analysis sensors replace the need for subjective human scouts.
Month 12
Smart contracts execute player signings without human negotiation or agents.
Year 2
Algorithms dictate daily lineups and long-term roster depth charts.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The front office is fully replaced by a single server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99.9%
Trade win probability
0%
Ego management overhead
100%
Payroll optimization efficiency
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium baseball stats database.
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