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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsBatting cages don't need your anecdotes about the minor leagues.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect repetition without the ego.
brr.you▸ SLUGGERBOT PRO-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
corrects elbow position with laser precision
Coaches swing mechanics and fielding drills. Tracks progress with radar guns and video analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a kid is frustrated and needs a pep talk instead.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in the net record every swing detail automatically.
Month 7
AI compares student swings to pro models with perfect accuracy.
Month 16
Pitching machines calibrate spin rates to match specific league speeds.
Year 2.2
Real-time haptic suits guide student posture without your input.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The facility runs fully autonomously with zero human intervention required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
2000
Avg swing coaching hours
12 percent
Human error in pitch tracking
100 percent
Robot consistency
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to an empty batting cage.
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