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Will AI replace Baseball Pitcher jobs? · Latest report #5n2c8arh
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour arm is just a biological lever waiting for a faster motor.
Professional shoulder-stress enthusiast and velocity chaser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistent velocity without the UCL fatigue.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
throws perfect strikes in every count
You throw specialized leather balls at precise target zones. Pitch mechanics require repetitive biomechanical perfection to deceive batters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the batter is tilted and manipulate the game's rhythm accordingly.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed sensors track your exact arm angle and release point.
Month 10
A simulation engine learns to mimic your exact pitching repertoire.
Year 1.9
Pneumatic arms begin testing strike zone accuracy in controlled cages.
Year 3
Adjustable air pressure mimics different ball grips and spin profiles.
Year 4 · D-Day
A mobile launch platform occupies the mound for perfect, endless performance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
0.01 mph
Average velocity variance
Unlimited
Daily pitch limit
Zero
Arm health maintenance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of icy hot and retirement.
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