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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour career is just a spreadsheet waiting for a better algorithm.
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Numbers never blink in a contract negotiation.
oof.youAI▸ CONTRACTDRAFT PRO 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates contract value based on trade metrics
You negotiate player contracts and scout talent. You manage career branding and handle messy interpersonal team disputes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is lying about their off-season workout commitment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest every performance metric to forecast exact player value.
Month 7
Smart scouting tools replace your intuition with high-fidelity predictive modeling.
Month 16
Digital agents negotiate terms based on predefined league salary caps.
Year 2.2
A high-empathy chatbot handles player frustrations during slumps.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The agency shuts down as algorithms manage every career move.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 per season
Client emotional meltdowns
0.3 percent
Contract clauses missed
780 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our player statistics feed.
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