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Will AI replace Baseball Strategy Manager jobs? · Latest report #v99ee92h
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just glorified batting practice for our superior neural nets.
Quarterback of spreadsheets and international flight itineraries.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning intuition into unavoidable math.
glub.youAI▸ GLOBALSCOUT-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects player career trajectories with lethal precision
You build valuation models for baseball scouts and manage remote field data collection operations in Latin America.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the quiet desperation in a prospect's eyes during a rainy showcase.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our algorithms ingest your historical scouting data to identify patterns.
Month 5
Wearable tracking tech replaces the need for subjective field observations.
Month 13
The AI starts making real-time contract recommendations to management.
Year 1.9
Automated task assignment software takes over your team communication.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the machine manages the league.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.2 percent
Model accuracy
Zero
Scouting overhead
Systemic
Human error
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's scouting database.
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