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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsRecording exit velocity while your own career speed rapidly approaches zero.
High-speed camera whisperer, low-speed career prospects.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying every swing without the lunch breaks.
oof.youAI▸ DIAMONDPULSE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
recalibrates pitch trajectories before the ball lands
Calibrating high-speed tracking cameras and managing pitch-tracking data pipelines for front-office analytics. You capture the metrics; we automate the interpretation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically untangle a cable that an AI considers a existential crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors now adjust their own angles without needing you to drag a tripod around.
Month 5
Computer vision models classify exit velocity and launch angles faster than your human eyes.
Month 10
Internal diagnostics detect loose cables before they cause data drops during a live game.
Month 16
Data pipelines bypass local workstations entirely, removing the need for a local technician.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system monitors the field, archives the data, and files your redundancy notice automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.0001%
Frames missed per game
High
Human error in sync
Eternal
Uptime
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our remote maintenance log.
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