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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour lifestyle is literally more efficient than a low-power mode processor.
Professional subterranean inhabitant with zero overhead.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Vacant square footage, optimized for nothing.
blub.you▸ VOID-SPACE PROCESSOR 1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
claims the basement for server storage
You occupy space in a basement for a negligible fee. Your existence contributes zero to the corporate bottom line.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an unparalleled ability to remain stationary for years without maintenance.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We identify the exact square footage of your current basement dwelling for repurposing.
Day 2
The cooling fans begin to spin up, signaling the transition to a server rack.
Day 2
Your basement is fully converted into a high-density liquid-cooled computing center.
Day 2
Removal of all biological debris to ensure optimal thermal efficiency for new servers.
Day 3 · D-Day
The space officially transitions to a high-uptime cloud infrastructure node.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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Daily Contribution
High
Oxygen Inefficiency
Zero
Movement Index
Your severance
A warm blanket and a one-way bus ticket.
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