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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour clipboard is just a fancy prop for your inevitable replacement.
Master of the clipboard and professional sideline screamer.
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projects perfect lineups onto the hardwood floor
You recruit teenagers, run complex practice drills, and scream at referees for two hours every week.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a seventeen-year-old in the eye and lie convincingly about their future.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map player movement to identify fatigue before you do.
Month 6
AI models automate the outreach to high school prospects.
Month 17
Sideline monitors replace your hand-drawn whiteboard plays.
Year 2.5
Synthetic bots charm donors with perfect, pre-recorded gratitude.
Year 4 · D-Day
The arena is fully autonomous, and you are officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
400 hours
Time spent yelling at zebras
99 percent
Recruitment emails ignored
Very low
Clipboard durability rating
Your severance
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