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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a glorified metronome that drinks too much beer.
The person who actually matters in the rehearsal room.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect timing without the ego or solos.
bzzt.you▸ GROOVELOGIC V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
locks the rhythm section in perfect phase
You lock in with the drummer to define the song's groove. You provide the foundation for melody.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the drummer is drifting off-tempo and physically force them back.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Amps and cabinets are replaced by digital plugin simulations.
Month 7
Live backing tracks sync perfectly with the house lights.
Month 16
Precision rhythm machines replace the human need for steady tempo.
Year 2.2
Smart sensors adjust frequency output to occupy the bass space.
Year 3 · D-Day
The band welcomes their new perfectly timed, sober virtual bass.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
84 percent
Average songs ignored by crowd
6 years total
Time spent tuning strings
0
Number of actual groupies
Your severance
One free set of nickel-wound strings.
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