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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling chrome faucets to people who just want the internet price.
Expert at explaining why that showerhead won't fit.
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The showroom without the small talk.
split.youAI▸ FIXTUREFLOW 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates exact plumbing specs instantly
You spend your day explaining plumbing compatibility and demonstrating water pressure to indecisive home renovators.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between cheap plastic and heavy brass just by weight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Touchscreen kiosks replace the need for physical brochures and price lists.
Month 5
Computer vision measures room dimensions to ensure parts fit perfectly.
Month 13
A centralized AI guides customers through the showroom via video link.
Year 1.9
Robotic pickers manage the inventory and handle all physical stock movement.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The showroom locks its doors, leaving only the automated fulfillment kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
14 minutes
Average time per faucet demo
22 percent
Returns due to wrong sizing
89 percent
Small talk fatigue per shift
Your severance
A lifetime discount on pipes you no longer need.
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