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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 8, 2033
In 6 years, 9 monthsYour baton is just a stick waiting for an algorithm update.
Professional enforcer of the Freistaat’s finest bureaucratic ordinances.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Keeping the peace without a pension plan.
toast.youAI▸ POLIZEIDROID BAVARIA-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
de-escalates riots with perfect synthesized logic
You conduct traffic stops, file digital incident reports, and patrol neighborhoods while handling volatile public interactions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a suspect is lying just by their awkward body language.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Integrated cameras start filing your digital reports automatically.
Month 13
Algorithms assign patrol routes based on real-time crime data.
Year 3
High-altitude surveillance replaces the need for standard cruiser patrols.
Year 5
Sensors and grippers begin handling physical traffic stops safely.
Year 7 · D-Day
The precinct locks you out as the system takes command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
Instantaneous
Report filing speed
Zero
Coffee consumption
Regrettable
Human error rate
Your severance
A decommissioned patrol car and two pretzels.
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