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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour spreadsheets and secret rubs are just data points now.
The smoke-obsessed captain of a messy, carnivorous ship.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect smoke, zero human error.
split.youAI▸ PITMASTER-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
balances flavors using spectral analysis
You juggle meat smoking schedules, supply chain orders, and unhappy customers. The machine does it cheaper and faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a gas leak or meat spoilage by smell alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and smart scales automate your daily stock orders.
Month 7
Algorithms handle staff scheduling based on real-time traffic.
Month 16
Robotic smokers maintain perfect internal temperatures without human oversight.
Year 2.2
Kiosks and chatbots resolve complaints before you even wake up.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your role is deleted as the kitchen runs entirely autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9 percent
Consistency of bark
Zero
Staff scheduling errors
Near-zero
Inventory spoilage
Your severance
A lifetime supply of charcoal and one digital thermometer.
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