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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour shade-matching algorithm is just guessing, and it is very wrong.
Professional face-painter and confidence-crusher for commissions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect complexion, zero conversation.
help!youAI▸ FACESCANNER PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your pores in real-time
You apply testers to strangers and pitch expensive creams. Then you ring them up at the counter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer loses interest in an expensive serum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Interactive screens replace your job of telling people what looks nice.
Month 7
Robotic grippers ensure the shelves are always full and color-coded.
Month 16
UV-light cleaning pods keep testers sterile without human intervention.
Year 2.2
Sensors track every item taken for automatic payment at the door.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your human judgment is officially retired in favor of pure data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 minutes
Average sales pitch duration
Disgusting
Test product hygiene rating
12 daily
Unsolicited makeup advice given
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired sample-sized foundation.
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