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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou get paid to be a glorified electric blanket with eyes.
Professional sloth and designated television companion.
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Pre-heated comfort without the heavy breathing.
wheee!you▸ THERMASLEEP 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
heats blankets to exactly thirty-seven degrees
You occupy cold mattresses and view television broadcasts until your employer returns to bed. Your utility is entirely thermal.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can pretend to enjoy the host's terrible shows.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Adaptive heating pads replace the need for a warm human body.
Month 8
Algorithms predict and play content without requiring a human watcher.
Month 13
Bed sensors adjust temperature automatically based on client skin contact.
Month 18
Smart home hubs manage room conditions and media playback remotely.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your services are retired as the smart mattress takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.9 percent
Thermal consistency
4 per night
Average TV hours
too high
Human fidget rate
Your severance
A warm scarf and a bus ticket.
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