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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour firm handshake and liquid lunches are now redundant metrics.
Professional pint-pusher and expert at forced workplace banter.
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Automated relationship management for every keg.
blub.you▸ BREWPULSE CRM-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates better tap rates without buying lunch
You visit bars to push beer brands, manage inventory stock, and chat up managers for better tap placement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a bar manager is actually busy or just hates your brand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors in coolers report stock levels directly to the office.
Month 8
Tap contracts are signed via automated bidding apps for bars.
Month 16
Delivery robots handle inventory placement without needing a human chaperone.
Year 2
Algorithms determine which bar managers are worth talking to anymore.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access to the brewery sales software is revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
Taps secured per month
12
Pint glasses shattered
20
Hours spent at happy hour
Your severance
A crate of flat lagers and a ride home.
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