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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell liquid bread, but the algorithm has a better palate.
Professional liquid asset liquidator and pub-crawl survivor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the deal before you open a tab.
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negotiates wholesale pricing via predictive mood analysis
You trade relationship building for wholesale tap contracts. You spend your days pitching kegs to pub owners.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which pub owner will finally pay their invoice after three months.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart mapping software optimizes your bar visits to zero.
Month 3
Bar inventory sensors trigger automatic restocks without human pleading.
Month 12
An AI model cold-emails owners with perfect, irresistible price points.
Month 16
Digital signatures replace your firm, confident handshake.
Year 2 · D-Day
The pub owner exclusively orders beer from a vending algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
98 percent
Cold calls ignored
4.2 units
Taps sold per week
12 daily
Pub owner eye rolls
Your severance
Two cases of generic light beer and a voucher.
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