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October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsManaging small humans is a data problem you haven't solved yet.
Professional cat-herder of small, sticky, energetic humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimised child containment units for busy parents.
no no noyou▸ TOTTRACKER PRO V.4▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
de-escalates playground disputes with calibrated white noise
You track attendance, mediate playground disputes, and monitor snack time transitions in a chaotic, low-budget environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a child is about to cry before they do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Biometric gates replace the paper attendance sheet for good.
Month 20
Automated dispensers serve snacks to prevent lunch-related social meltdowns.
Year 4
Sensors identify physical conflict before the first punch is thrown.
Year 10
Speakers play calming instructions to resolve disputes without human intervention.
Year 16 · D-Day
The facility runs entirely on AI-monitored schedules and robotic safety.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4 per shift
Average juice box spills
12 annually
Lost mittens handled
99.9% automated
Playground mediation accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of construction paper and glue sticks.
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