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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsGreeting distressed people is a task best left to cold algorithms.
Gatekeeper of crises, master of the multi-line phone.
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bzzt.you▸ PAVILIONPORTAL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters emergency calls with dead-eyed precision
You manage patient check-ins, coordinate sensitive scheduling, and maintain medical records. Your phone never stops ringing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a patient is lying about their insurance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Patients start typing their own information into a tablet.
Month 5
An AI handles all incoming calls and sorts by urgency.
Month 10
Software instantly confirms coverage without a human calling carriers.
Month 15
Cameras identify agitated patients and alert security automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The desk is replaced by a high-definition touch kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Infinite
Call volume handled
Zero
Patient wait time
Gallons
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated waiting room app.
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