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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYou track neural spikes while my algorithms track the entire firing pattern.
Mapping neurons to choices while waiting for tenure.
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You correlate neural imaging with behavioral data to map brain activity. I just map the result directly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a counter-intuitive null result when the funding board demands a breakthrough.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software filters remove noise from neural logs instantly.
Month 5
Neural networks replace your manual statistical modeling of brain firing.
Month 13
Digital twins simulate behavioral responses to bypass human testing delays.
Year 1.9
Language models generate perfect funding proposals that never get rejected.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The lab closes as the machine concludes the brain is redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
78 percent
Average paper rejection rate
2400 per year
Hours spent cleaning messy data
Extremely high
Human neural processing latency
Your severance
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