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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou analyze human irrationality while being the perfect example of it.
Professional over-thinker of why people buy things.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic manipulation without the human biases.
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automates personality testing for workforce compliance
Design controlled experiments to track consumer choices and build predictive models for corporate policy and marketing interventions.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain why humans choose the objectively worse option.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI digests your historic experiment logs to map common patterns.
Month 4
Machine learning agents take over drafting your survey questions.
Month 8
Algorithms replace your manual analysis with real-time trend forecasting.
Month 12
Smart dashboards present findings directly to stakeholders without you.
Month 14 · D-Day
The logic engine automates every human behavioral intervention permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4,000
Biases identified per hour
0%
Experiments failed
Zero
Survey fatigue rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed app.
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