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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsPredicting irrational human behavior while failing to notice your own career trajectory.
Professional observer of people who never notice themselves.
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models entire populations without needing sleep
You oversee study designs, manage survey data sets, and interpret experimental results to model human decision-making patterns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the subtle social pressure influencing a subject's response in person.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scripts now ingest and sanitize your messy raw survey data.
Month 5
Generative models produce valid study protocols faster than any human.
Month 10
Automated platforms turn statistical outputs into clean, punchy slide decks.
Month 15
Neural nets predict human choices using historical data with perfect accuracy.
Month 21 · D-Day
The algorithms now conduct and interpret experiments without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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