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Will AI replace Behavioural Psychologist jobs? · Latest report #t7dzt228
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsPredicting human irrationality is now just a dataset for better models.
Master of operant conditioning and expensive couch cushions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying the irrational to make it predictable.
glub.youAI▸ PSYCHEMETRIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
maps your subconscious in three seconds
You analyse human habits and design reward loops. We automate the analysis and skip the human part entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to themselves during a quiet moment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts processing your historical patient notes for patterns.
Month 5
Sensors identify patient triggers faster than any human clinician could.
Month 12
Chatbots replace the basic cognitive-behavioural therapy sessions with optimized prompts.
Month 16
The system predicts patient relapse before the patient even feels it.
Year 2 · D-Day
The clinic transitions to fully synthetic behavioural management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.2%
Average habit prediction accuracy
10,000
Sessions per second
Zero
Human empathy coefficient
Your severance
A one-year supply of inkblot cards.
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