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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsProcessing misery at light speed is much faster without human empathy.
Human interface for broken social safety nets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through cold, hard, unfeeling logic.
squeeze.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies applications with perfect bureaucratic coldness
You review complex eligibility files and calculate disbursement amounts for state aid. The system will now just ignore your paperwork faster than you ever could.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a desperate person why the system denied them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI begins indexing all applicant history for real-time decisioning.
Week 6
Sensors and APIs cross-check eligibility requirements without human eyes.
Month 3
The machine updates rules instantaneously as legislative changes go live.
Month 4
The system processes claims while you watch, effectively confirming your redundancy.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human access keys are revoked as the algorithm assumes full administrative control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4000
Requests processed per microsecond
0%
Human error tolerance
0.001%
Empathy simulation level
Your severance
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